Being wakened at 4.30 am by a twin asking to go outside and see the chickens, then promptly vomiting all over you and your pillow before you have even opened your eyes. I do not recommend this. I am going to work early today.

Being wakened at 4.30 am by a twin asking to go outside and see the chickens, then promptly vomiting all over you and your pillow before you have even opened your eyes. I do not recommend this. I am going to work early today.