If you had a bit too much wine last night (I know I did!), then I recommend introducing buffet dining for the kids to help you through the day. Basically, you look in the freezer for any junk food you can find, oven it, and dump it wholesale on the table. While the kids ponder this new method of service and the freedom it brings, you can snuggle on the sofa with coffee (if you can be bothered making it), and dream of the days before you were stupid enough to think having kids was a good idea.