I am in my PJ’s supping vino with 2 out of 4 kids in bed (Achievement!). I am about to put the remaining two to bed, eat some stir fry, and go to bed by 9pm. That way when those inconsiderate enough to forget the hell that is infant parent night times start blasting fireworks at about 11pm to 1 am, I may have the energy to get up and comfort the kids and the cat, or give up and have a midnight feast with them, before re-settling. 

My final message of 2015 is that I have actually started to vaguely be able to use Twitter. Address is @4kids1chicken. I have no bloody idea how it all works, but people seem to be talking to me (Weirdly rewarding!), and we are having quite a laugh, so please do join in. Otherwise, have fun, stay safe, drink wine, sleep through the night, and lie in past 6am and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Love me, Mel, 4 kids, 4 chickens, 2 dwarf Russian rescue hamsters, 1 cat and a soon to be puppy (unnamed as I want to call it Moggy the Doggy but Mel says no!) xxx💋