Take 1 slightly deranged working Mummy, add 5 year old, a 3 year old, 2 year old twins, and a chicken, and mix together with wine and gin in equal measures.

Take 1 slightly deranged working Mummy, add 5 year old, a 3 year old, 2 year old twins, and a chicken, and mix together with wine and gin in equal measures.